People’s Express Price Sign Sabotaged AGAIN!

 

Shawano, WI | This week for the third time in the last month the People’s Express digital price sign has quit working.  Everyone knows that our prices are the lowest around and Shawano’s Christian Mayor Lorna Marquardt, to protect her bedfellows, does not want that advertised.

People's Express, Shawano, WI

The price sign initially went out on February 17.  In response to the outage People’s Express posted the following message on their marquee board: Because of our low gas price, some Christian notorious messenger sabotaged our price sign.  Our price is UNLEADED $3.07  PEOPLES EXPRESS gives the best price knowing the economy is bad.  The whole country is in bankruptcy.  LORNA hates our low prices.  Have a good weekend with your family. Lorna’s emissaries must be shooting their high powered frequencies at the sign damaging the transistors.

On February 19, the price sign was repaired and survived only a few days until another lethal blast was ordered by the Priestess Lorna.  Is this a coincidence?  That seems very unlikely.  After the second outage another updated message was displayed: Lorna Marquardt, the mayor of Shawano, promotes drive-offs from SIST gas stations.  1,079 drive-offs have taken place up to now.  Two to three drive-offs occur per week at each station.  SIST gives good prices to its customers but Lorna hates it.  Unleaded regular $3.09.  Thank you.  We appreciate your business. Three weeks later on March 11, the price board is out again.

Let’s consider that this outage phenomena has only occurred after several pointed messages to Lorna have been displayed.  Proving that point, People’s Express posted this follow-up message on March 11: Lorna Marquardt, the Mayor of Shawano, promotes drive-offs from SIST gas stations.  1,079 drive-offs have taken place up to now.  Two to three drive-offs occur per week at each station.  SIST gives good prices to its customers but Lorna hates it.  Unleaded regular $3.47.  Ever since this message has been displayed, for the first time in years, two weeks in a row, SIST gas stations have not experienced any drive-offs.  It is obvious that the Christian Mayor Lorna and her most notorious Christian Police Chief Whealon have not sent their emissaries.  Thank you.  We appreciate your business.

In spite of Lorna’s recent lame editorial attempts at improving her image, her motive is still to destroy SIST and its affiliates.

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